Not to be taken seriously, this is my first attempt at bringing 'Space Paper' to an appropriate venue...assuming any venue would actually be appropriate. If for some reason you, the reader, have stumbled upon this blog please take not that the amateurish and half-assed appearance is due to my being a half-assed amateur.
Things will get better.
For 6 years I had a life that, while not brimming with adventure, was ludicrous and stupid enough that I've always felt it deserved telling. Figuring out HOW to tell the story of 2002-2008 has been a difficulty that has weighed on me greatly. I think that the best way to tell the truth of my life is to lie, misrepresent, and exaggerate the entire thing. Welcome to my farce.
